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  AUTHOR JULIE KENNER!

  “Kenner has a way with dialogue; her one-liners are funny and fresh. Her comic timing is beautiful, almost Jennifer Crusie-esque.”

  —All About Romance

  “Ms. Kenner is an up-and-coming author with a bright future ahead of her.”

  —Reader To Reader

  “[Julie Kenner has a] flair for dialogue and eccentric characterizations.”

  —Publishers Weekly

  APHRODITE’S KISS

  Winner of the Romantic Times Reviewers’ Choice Award “Like a carnival fun house, full of surprises and just plain good old-fashioned entertainment.”

  —Romance Reviews Today

  “Adorable characters and hilarious story lines set Julie Kenner apart . . . Aphrodite’s Kiss is pure delight!”

  —Trish Jensen, author of Stuck With You

  “A true original, filled with humor, adventure and fun!”

  —RT Book Reviews

  APHRODITE’S PASSION

  “With plenty of plot twists and wonderfully believable characterizations, Aphrodite’s Passion is terrific reading. As each book sparkles even brighter, it will prove impossible to wait for Kenner’s next one.”

  —Midwest Book Review

  “Julie Kenner does it again! This follow-up to the hilarious and amazing Aphrodite’s Kiss is filled with the same sense of fun and originality as the first. Excellent reading!”

  —RT Book Reviews

  “Julie Kenner’s vivid imagination mixes with a wild sense of humor to create a steamy comedy that will tickle every romance lover’s fantasy.”

  —Romance Reviews Today

  APHRODITE’S SECRET

  “Julie Kenner’s [created a] clever series. This world is always an exciting place to visit, making each new book well worth the wait.”

  —RT Book Reviews

  “Kenner’s writing is smooth, there are occasional flashes of genuine wit and the story flows well.”

  —All About Romance

  APHRODITE’S FLAME

  “This laugh out loud funny book is sexy, compelling, and worth not taking bathroom breaks.”

  —A Romance Review

  “Aphrodite’s Flame delivers humor and thrills, plus much more.”

  —RT Book Reviews

  THE CAT’S FANCY

  “Funny, witty, and unbelievably erotic.”

  —Affaire de Coeur

  “The Cat’s Fancy deserves a place on any reader’s keeper shelf!”

  —Romance Communications

  “Ms. Kenner’s debut novel sets the stage for more glorious stories to come. I can’t wait!”

  —The Belles & Beaux of Romance

  TOUCHED

  Oh, Apollo’s apples, his touch. A firestorm of shocks ricocheted through her. Her chest constricted, her body warmed, and she felt faint. Then her body finally remembered that little detail about breathing and she exhaled in a whoosh. Mildly mortified, she opened her mouth to say something, then shut it again when she realized it wasn’t too keen on sounding out vowels or consonants.

  Sucking in air, she slipped her arm through his, trying not to jump from the electricity that zinged through her when her skin brushed against his. Sooner or later, she’d get used to his touch. Sooner, hopefully, because if she waited for later, all her nerve endings would likely be fried.

  She frowned, realizing just how much she wanted to be with this man. He made her laugh, he made her insides flutter. He made her want to take risks.

  Huge risks, actually. She nibbled on her lower lip, worried. Did she really want to lose herself to this mortal? Could she? Or was it more likely she’d lose her mind since just the slightest brush of his skin against hers sent every one of her super-senses zooming into super-charged mode?

  Insanity seemed like a small price to pay.

  Other Love Spell books by Julie Kenner:

  THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR STOMPING

  (Anthology)

  APHRODITE’S FLAME

  APHRODITE’S SECRET

  APHRODITE’S PASSION

  A MOTHER’S WAY ROMANCE (Anthology)

  THE CAT’S FANCY

  Julie Kenner

  Aphrodite’s

  Kiss

  Some things are worth repeating, and some friends should be reminded of how much they mean along the way, even if they already know it so well. So, this book is dedicated to Kathleen Panov and Dee Davis. Y’all know why. Thanks for everything.

  DORCHESTER PUBLISHING

  November 2010

  Published by

  Dorchester Publishing Co., Inc.

  200 Madison Avenue

  New York, NY 10016

  Copyright © 2001 by Julie Kenner

  All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, without the written permission of the publisher, except where permitted by law. The scanning, uploading, and distribution of this book via the Internet or via any other means without the permission of the publisher is illegal and punishable by law. Please purchase only authorized electronic editions, and do not participate in or encourage electronic piracy of copyrighted materials. Your support of the author’s rights is appreciated.

  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

  ISBN 13: 978-1-4285-1127-9

  E-ISBN: 978-1-4285-0950-4

  The “DP” logo is the property of Dorchester Publishing Co., Inc.

  Printed in the United States of America.

  Visit us online at www.dorchesterpub.com.

  Venerate Council of Protectors

  1-800-555-HERO

  www.superherocentral.com

  Protecting Mortals Is Our Business!

  Official Business

  Ms. Zoë Smith

  Halfling

  Los Angeles, California

  Greetings and congratulations on your upcoming twenty-fifth birthday:

  Enclosed please find your application for membership to the Venerate Council of Protectors (487 pages, excluding affidavits and attachments) and council publications numbers 1758-A(3) and 2987-Z(9), respectively titled “So You’re a Halfling!” and “The Venerate Council: A Brief History in 1,200 Pages.”

  Please complete the application and return it in triplicate to the council by no later than one month prior to the twenty-fifth anniversary of your birth.

  As part of the application process, you may be evaluated through field testing during your birthday week. Such testing is random, and applicants are not informed in advance.

  You will be advised of your application status the morning following your twenty-fifth birthday. A decision as to your denial or acceptance will be based on your overall skill level and performance during the tests.

  If you are accepted to the council, you will be informed at that time of the date and location of your swearing-in ceremony. If your application is declined, you will be escorted to the Bureau of Registration, where you will be required to either register as an Unlicensed Protector (Outcast) or forfeit your Protector heritage and undergo mortalization, at which time all memories of your Protector relatives will be removed. (For more detailed information on the mortalization process, including limitations of liability, warranties, and disclosures, please visit our Web site at www.superherocentral.com.)

  Failure to register as an Outcast or to select mortalization is a violation of Section IV, subpart 2(a)(ii) of the Mortal-Protector Treaty of 1970.

  In addition to your formal application, you must submit—b
y no later than sunset on your twenty-fifth birthday—the enclosed Affidavit of Mortal Disclosure affirming that you have disclosed to your mortal parent your status as a halfling and your decision to apply for council membership.

  As you are aware, your Protector parent filed a Notice of Halfing Nascence contemporaneously with your birth, and such information has been periodically updated. Your file currently states that, in addition to the speed, strength, and agility inherent in the Protector genetics, you have also demonstrated a propensity toward the following skill(s)/power(s)/characteristic(s):

  heightened five senses (including X-ray vision)

  As the anniversary of your birth draws closer, you will most likely experience significant oscillation in your ability to control/utilize such skills(s)/power(s)/characteristic(s). Such fluctuations are an unfortunate by-product of your halfling status and are considered normal.

  Our records further indicate that you have not yet mastered the following necessary skill(s):

  matter manipulation (a.k.a. telekinesis)

  Form 82-C(1)(a), on file with the Office of Halfling Registration, reflects the issuance of the following council-controlled articles:

  propulsion cloak, model C-14A (training model)

  and

  X-ray blocking glasses, tortoiseshell variety

  (regular and sunglasses)

  Please be advised that at any time prior to the anniversary of your birth, you may formally announce your intent not to submit the affidavit and to select mortalization. Please use Form 93B, enclosed, Intent to Select Mortalization.

  Upon submission of such form, you will be immediately escorted to the Bureau of Registration for processing. Please arrange return transportation in advance. Following the mortalization process, you will have no memory of the council or your Protector relatives. A stranded mortal is an unhappy mortal!

  Thank you for your attention to this matter—and happy birthday!

  Sincerely,

  Phelonium Prigg

  Phelonium Prigg

  Assistant to Zephron, High Elder

  jbk:PP

  enclosure

  One

  Zoë Smith stared at the chocolate bar, wondering if it was going to attack. She’d confiscated it an hour ago from one of the students, who knew better than to bring food into the library, and she’d been contemplating the dastardly thing ever since. It looked innocent enough—sitting there on her desk surrounded by children’s book catalogs, order forms, and manila folders.

  Zoë knew better.

  That smooth, creamy milk chocolate mixed with chewy caramel had it in for her.

  One bite, and Riverdance would begin tap-tapping away inside her mouth. Two bites, and her head would start spinning while smoke came out of her ears. Three bites, and those urban legends about spontaneous human combustion wouldn’t be legend anymore. Her whole life, Zoë’d had to watch what she ate. Too spicy, too tangy, too anything and she’d be jumping up and down, trying to put out a fire on her tongue or otherwise calm her taste buds.

  And she’d thought that was inconvenient. . . .

  Ha!

  That was nothing compared to what her ridiculous senses had been doing recently. These days her senses had been shoved into the touch, smell, sight, taste, and sound version of The Twilight Zone. Sometimes perfectly calm, perfectly stable. Other times more unstable than a psychopath on a bad day. In other words, totally whacked-out.

  At least her X-ray vision could be blocked by simple glasses. So far at least, Zoë hadn’t discovered any easy way to wrest back some control of the rest of her senses.

  Her brother Hale had said she just needed to get used to it—that after a while she’d become more acclimated.

  Yeah, right.

  Zoë was pretty sure that Hale’s ability to understand animal-speak and turn invisible didn’t hold a candle to what she went through if she tried to eat spicy Mexican food. Or the noise when a hundred or so conversations popped into her head unannounced. The unexpected drone of voices was bad enough; trying to sort them out and hear just one conversation was exhausting.

  Besides, since Hale was a full-fledged Protector, he’d never had to deal with this sudden increase in powers. Instead of sporadically peaking like an adolescent boy’s voice, his powers had developed calmly and slowly as he’d grown up. So Zoë doubted he had any idea just how overwhelming her megawatt senses really were.

  As far as Zoë was concerned, at the moment her life was in a state of total chaos. Her senses were whacked-out, she still couldn’t levitate worth a darn, she could barely steer her propulsion cloak, and in just a few days she had to tell her mother that she was a halfling and about to join the Venerate Council. You see, Mom, I just never got around to telling you that I’m a superhero.

  Oh, yeah. That’s gonna go over big.

  She tapped her fingers on the desk, considering the candy bar. Maybe Hale did have a point. She needed to start somewhere, and she’d certainly never get used to this new hyperaware state if she lived on rice cakes and oatmeal. Maybe she should put a little effort into acclimation.

  Squinting, she leaned forward until she was nose-to-wrapper with the devious confection. “Okay, Mr. Goodbar. It’s you or me.” Slowly, ceremoniously, she peeled the wrapper away, waiting for her nose to start twitching as the decadent smell of chocolate surrounded her.

  Nothing.

  A good sign, maybe?

  Experimentally, she touched the tip of her tongue against the candy. It was chocolate, all right. Yummy, delicious, fattening chocolate. But—so far, anyway—not in the least bit spaz-inducing.

  Well, in for a penny and all that.

  Before she had time to think about it, she opened her mouth, shoved the candy bar in, and bit down.

  Heaven. Pure heaven in a bite-size package.

  She closed her eyes, letting the chocolate melt on her tongue, the crunchy sensation of peanuts mixing with the pure, rich decadence. Delicious and wonderful, but not overwhelming. Just your average, everyday choco—

  Uh-oh. Big-time, major uh-oh.

  The world tilted on its axis, spinning faster and faster as the superfragilistic taste of chocolate grabbed hold of her taste buds and refused to let go.

  Colors. She was tasting colors. Pinks and purples and yellows exploded in her mouth, forming and re-forming into kaleidoscopes of sensory delight, seeping into her blood and making her entire body flush. She tried to look around, tried to tell whether anyone could see her, but the rainbow blocked her vision.

  She thought the library was empty, but what if someone came in? What if someone saw her losing her mind because of a chocolate bar?

  What if someone thought she’d spiked a brownie?

  Frantic, she dropped to the floor and scooted under her desk, pressing her hands against the solid wood as vibrant sensations ricocheted through her body. Deep breaths. That was what she needed. Lots and lots of deep breaths and no more chocolate.

  Ever.

  The worst of it passed, and she dug in her pocket for a tissue and tried to wipe any remaining chocolate off her tongue. The procedure left little bits of paper in her mouth, but since paper was a heck of a lot blander than chocolate, she couldn’t exactly complain.

  Finally feeling normal again—well, normal for her, anyway—she leaned her head against the desk, closed her eyes, and let the sounds of the empty library surround her. At first she heard only a cacophony. She squinted, urging her ears to filter the auditory mess into something she could get her mind around.

  Then, slowly, something happened. Sounds emerged. Sounds she knew. The whirr of the ancient air conditioner, the patter of footsteps in the hallway, the irritating buzz of the clock over the door. The gentle rasp of breathing.

  Breathing?

  She stiffened. It was very low, not audible to normal ears, but there it was. Well, wasn’t that just great? Probably Principal Dorsey, come to approve this week’s library book orders.

  “Ms. Smith?”

  Zoë
exhaled. Not Mr. Dorsey. A kid. Probably one of the sixth graders.

  “Ms. Smith?” he repeated, but this time a head popped around the side of the desk, and big eyes behind Coke-bottle glasses peered at her. “Oh. There you are. Do you want to buy some PTA candy?” he asked, as if it were perfectly normal to find the school librarian hiding under her desk.

  With as much dignity as she could gather, Zoë climbed out from her hiding place and brushed off her skirt. She gave the kid a stern look and tried to look authoritative. “Do you have a hall pass?”

  “Uh, yeah.” He dug deep into the pocket of his oversize jeans, then pulled out a mangled piece of paper. “I’m using my study period to sell the candy.” Once again he waved a box of chocolate bars toward her. “Want one? They’re only a buck.”

  Not in a million years. Aloud, she said, “No, thanks.”

  “Oh. You’re sure? It’s for playground equipment.”

  Then again . . . there was that whole acclimation thing. Maybe it was best just to jump in with both feet. She cocked her head as the kid stood in front of her, doing a good job of looking like Oliver holding out a porridge bowl. She sighed. “How many come in a box?”

  For just a second, the kid looked confused. Then his salesman instincts kicked back in. “Uh, twenty-four. But I’ve already sold five.”

  “I’ll take the rest of them.” She reached into her purse and started rummaging for her wallet. “A buck apiece, right?” At the kid’s nod, she pressed a twenty into his hand. “Keep the change.”

  Alone with her nemesis, Zoë placed the carton of chocolate on her desk, turning it this way and that until she’d angled it just so. She didn’t intend to eat one. Not now. Not after the little fiasco just moments before. This chocolate thing was going to require some serious pondering and planning.

  What was that saying? Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

  At the moment, Zoë wasn’t sure whether the chocolate was friend or foe. But either way, she wasn’t letting it out of her sight.

  George Bailey Taylor steered Francis Capra into the parking lot of South Hollywood Elementary and tried to ignore the enormous ball of lead that seemed to have settled in his stomach. It was just a job, after all. No matter how distasteful. And right now he needed all the damn jobs he could get.